I hesitate because I’ve been screwed over so many times before so why should I expect anything better?

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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.



remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder


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playing grand theft auto


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Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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