meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via themwildthingsare)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via hotboyproblems)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(via fuckyeahloldemort)